“Bend over and I’ll show you.” – Clark “If you want to come in you’ll have to break down the goddamn door!” – Margo “I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” – Ellen “I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas.” – Audrey “Wouldn’t be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren’t hooter than they – hotter than they are.” – Clark “Yes, it’s a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.” – Clark “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.” – Uncle Lewis “Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.” – Clark “I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” – Ellen Griswold “Is it plugged in?” – Ellen “Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!” – Clark “Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” – Ellen “Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” – Todd Chester If you rub it for me, I’ll give you a whole quarter.” – Grandma Griswold “Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?” – Audrey Griswold “It’s not going in our yard, Russ. Enjoy! “Worse? How can things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!” – Clark Griswold “Your grandma’s got a real painful bur on her heel. These are the quotes that have me laughing as I type them. I put together a collection of the funniest quotes from this movie and while I honestly could have written down most of the script, I just had to stop somewhere. Then come back and laugh your butt off at these quotes! National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Quotes With the holidays approaching I wanted to share some of my favorite hilarious quotes from one of my favorite holiday movies - National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation! If for some crazy reason you have not seen this movie yet, stop reading this and watch it now. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is one of the funniest movies ever made because of all the hilarious quotes!
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